King of the Hill 2-in-1 Performance Shorts

Fire up the grill and the gym playlist in the King of the Hill 2-in-1 Performance Shorts. The chocolate brown outer short carries a tan outline of the state of Texas on the leg, and the white liner underneath is filled with rows of Hank Hill’s squinting face, looking very serious about propane.

Welcome to Arlen, Texas

King of the Hill follows Hank Hill, a straight-laced propane salesman in the fictional town of Arlen. Alongside his wife Peggy, son Bobby and neighbors Dale, Bill and Boomhauer, he deals with everyday problems in a dry, gentle comedy that has stayed popular for decades. Fans love the show for its warm humor about family, work and neighborhood life, and for Hank’s stubborn pride in doing things the right way.

What You Get

• Texas patch: a sandy state shape on the brown outer short is a simple nod to Hank’s home turf.
• Face pattern liner: repeated Hank portraits wrap the compression layer from knee to thigh.
• Layered comfort: a loose outer short for airflow and a snug liner for support.
• Waist cords: an elastic waistband with white drawstrings.

Weekend Plans

These are good for lifting, a morning jog, mowing the lawn or a backyard cookout. Earth tones keep the outer short low key, so only the people standing close will catch the joke on the liner.

They are a funny gift for a dad, an uncle or any fan who quotes Hank at the barbecue. Add them to a Father’s Day box, a birthday present or a Christmas stocking, and you may get a very Hank-style nod of approval.