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Fat Hairy Body Short Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirt
$39.00
Bring the laughs with the Fat Hairy Body Short Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirt. A natural skin tone print shows a round belly, chest hair and shoulders across the front, and the back continues with a hairy, shaded print. It is a joke shirt made to get a laugh at parties and pools.
A Shirt Made for Laughs
The dad bod joke has been a sports day and summer party favorite for years. This shirt turns that gag into a printed top, so you can show up to the pool or the charity run with a big punchline. It is best worn with a wink and a smile, ideally in front of friends who can take a joke. The print stays simple and clear, so the gag lands from across the room.
Design Details
- Printed belly: a rounded, detailed print with a belly button sits at the front.
- Chest and back print: a lifelike texture continues around the shoulders.
- Short sleeves: a cut that works like a regular athletic top.
- Compression stretch: a snug fit that helps the print look natural.
Where to Wear It
It is perfect for pool parties, charity runs, Halloween costumes, golf outings and goofy photo shoots. It also works for a prank on a friend who loves a good joke.
It is a silly gift for a dad, a teammate or a friend who never takes life too seriously. Give it for a birthday, Father’s Day or a Secret Santa swap, and get ready to laugh together.
| US SIZE | 1/2 BUST (A) | 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 1/2 BOTTOM | LENGTH (C) | BICEP (D) | SLEEVE (E) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unit | Inch | Inch | Inch | Inch | Inch | Inch |
| XS | 17 | 13 | 14 | 27 | 5 | 13 |
| S | 18 | 14 | 14 | 28 | 5 | 13 |
| M | 19 | 15 | 15 | 28 | 6 | 13 |
| L | 20 | 16 | 17 | 28 | 6 | 14 |
| XL | 22 | 18 | 18 | 29 | 6 | 14 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 | 20 | 29 | 6 | 15 |
| 3XL | 25 | 21 | 22 | 30 | 6 | 15 |
| US SIZE | 1/2 BUST (A) | 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 1/2 BOTTOM | LENGTH (C) | BICEP (D) | SLEEVE (E) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unit | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM |
| XS | 43 | 33 | 35 | 69 | 12 | 32 |
| S | 45 | 36 | 37 | 70 | 13 | 33 |
| M | 47 | 38 | 39 | 71 | 14 | 34 |
| L | 51 | 42 | 43 | 72 | 15 | 35 |
| XL | 55 | 46 | 47 | 73 | 15 | 36 |
| 2XL | 59 | 50 | 51 | 74 | 16 | 37 |
| 3XL | 63 | 53 | 55 | 75 | 16 | 38 |
| US SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| 1/2 BUST (A) | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 22 | 23 | 25 |
| 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 21 |
| 1/2 BOTTOM | 14 | 14 | 15 | 17 | 18 | 20 | 22 |
| LENGTH (C) | 27 | 28 | 28 | 28 | 29 | 29 | 30 |
| BICEP (D) | 5 | 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
| SLEEVE (E) | 13 | 13 | 13 | 14 | 14 | 15 | 15 |
| US SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| 1/2 BUST (A) | 43 | 45 | 47 | 51 | 55 | 59 | 63 |
| 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 33 | 36 | 38 | 42 | 46 | 50 | 53 |
| 1/2 BOTTOM | 35 | 37 | 39 | 43 | 47 | 51 | 55 |
| LENGTH (C) | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 |
| BICEP (D) | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15 | 16 | 16 |
| SLEEVE (E) | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 |
Custom-made-to-orderFor Shoe products please allow 10-15 business days for your order to ship out.All other products are handcrafted so please allow 5-9 business days for your order to ship out.If you just received a shipment notification, please allow 2 working days for the tracking information to update.When will I get my order?Our production partners, located throughout the United States, offer multiple shipping services from an extensive network of carrier companies. Shipping times are given per item and are always the best estimates.Delivery Time = Processing time + Shipping timeWe proudly offer worldwide shipping via UPS, USPS, and DHL.Please kindly note your order will be processed for stocking, packing, and shipping to the address that you provided to us.We shall commit to the delivery time to you as per the table below:| Region | Commitment processing time | Commitment delivery time | Total processing order* |
| North America region (excluded Mexico) | 5-9 business days | 7-10 business days | 12-19 business days |
| Europe & UK | 5-9 business days | 10-15 business days | 15-24 business days |
| USA | 5-9 business days | 7-10 business days | 12-19 business days |
| Region | Commitment processing time | Commitment delivery time | Total processing order* |
| North America region (excluded Mexico) | 10-15 business days | 7-10 business days | 17-25 business days |
| Europe & UK | 10-15 business days | 10-15 business days | 20-30 business days |
| USA | 10-15 business days | 7-10 business days | 17-25 business days |





