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Fat Hairy Body Long Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirt
$39.00
A silly prank shirt with real workout features, the Fat Hairy Body Long Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirt is printed with a realistic looking torso in natural skin tones. The front shows a rounded belly with chest details, the sleeves continue the effect down the arms, and the back repeats the design.
A Joke That Works Every Time
Gag shirts with printed torsos have been a pool party and gym favorite for years, because the surprise gets bigger the longer you keep a straight face. This one is made as a compression rash guard, so it still works as a real training layer. It is a lighthearted piece for anyone who enjoys good natured humor and likes to laugh at themselves.
Performance Features
- Full torso print: the design wraps the front, back and sleeves.
- Compression fit: a snug cut that stays in place during workouts.
- Long sleeves: useful for mat work, swimming and cool rooms.
- Lasting graphic: the print is part of the fabric and holds its color after washing.
The stretchy fabric keeps the print smooth against the body, which makes the illusion more convincing from a few steps away.
It also dries quickly after a swim or a long session, so it is as practical as it is funny.
Where to Wear It
Use it for jiu jitsu, a costume contest, a charity fun run, a swim or a goofy day with friends. It makes a great surprise under an open button up shirt.
It is a perfect gag gift for the friend who never takes anything too seriously. Birthdays, white elephant swaps and holiday parties are all great times to give it.
Stay protected and comfortable during all your outdoor activities with our Long Sleeve Rash Guard. Perfect for pool, beach, or water sports, it combines sun protection, flexibility, and style in one high-performance piece. Material & Comfort: Made from 92% polyester and 8% spandex, the lightweight, quick-dry, and four-way stretch fabric moves with you while keeping you comfortable. It’s breathable, crease-resistant, and perfect for long hours in the sun. Design & Protection: Raglan long sleeves provide full coverage from harmful UV rays, while the snug fit highlights your physique without restricting movement. Durability & Quality: Double-needle hems and reinforced armhole stitching ensure long-lasting strength. Sublimation printing creates vibrant, durable designs that won’t fade. Whether swimming, surfing, or relaxing by the pool, this Long Sleeve Rash Guard offers ultimate protection, comfort, and style—making it an essential for any outdoor enthusiast.
Custom-made-to-orderFor Shoe products please allow 10-15 business days for your order to ship out.All other products are handcrafted so please allow 5-9 business days for your order to ship out.If you just received a shipment notification, please allow 2 working days for the tracking information to update.When will I get my order?Our production partners, located throughout the United States, offer multiple shipping services from an extensive network of carrier companies. Shipping times are given per item and are always the best estimates.Delivery Time = Processing time + Shipping timeWe proudly offer worldwide shipping via UPS, USPS, and DHL.Please kindly note your order will be processed for stocking, packing, and shipping to the address that you provided to us.We shall commit to the delivery time to you as per the table below:| Region | Commitment processing time | Commitment delivery time | Total processing order* |
| North America region (excluded Mexico) | 5-9 business days | 7-10 business days | 12-19 business days |
| Europe & UK | 5-9 business days | 10-15 business days | 15-24 business days |
| USA | 5-9 business days | 7-10 business days | 12-19 business days |
| Region | Commitment processing time | Commitment delivery time | Total processing order* |
| North America region (excluded Mexico) | 10-15 business days | 7-10 business days | 17-25 business days |
| Europe & UK | 10-15 business days | 10-15 business days | 20-30 business days |
| USA | 10-15 business days | 7-10 business days | 17-25 business days |
| US SIZE | 1/2 BUST (A) | 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 1/2 SKIRT | LENGTH (C) | BICEP (D) | SLEEVE (E) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unit | Inch | Inch | Inch | Inch | Inch | Inch |
| XS | 17 | 13 | 14 | 27 | 7 | 29 |
| S | 18 | 14 | 14 | 28 | 7 | 29 |
| M | 19 | 15 | 15 | 28 | 8 | 30 |
| L | 20 | 16 | 17 | 28 | 8 | 30 |
| XL | 22 | 18 | 18 | 29 | 9 | 30 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 | 20 | 29 | 10 | 31 |
| 3XL | 25 | 21 | 22 | 30 | 11 | 31 |
| US SIZE | 1/2 BUST (A) | 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 1/2 SKIRT | LENGTH (C) | BICEP (D) | SLEEVE (E) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unit | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM |
| XS | 43 | 33 | 35 | 69 | 17 | 73 |
| S | 45 | 36 | 37 | 70 | 18 | 74 |
| M | 47 | 38 | 39 | 71 | 19 | 75 |
| L | 51 | 42 | 43 | 72 | 21 | 76 |
| XL | 55 | 46 | 47 | 73 | 23 | 77 |
| 2XL | 59 | 50 | 51 | 74 | 25 | 78 |
| 3XL | 63 | 53 | 55 | 75 | 27 | 79 |
US SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
1/2 BUST (A) | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 22 | 23 | 25 |
1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 21 |
1/2 SKIRT | 14 | 14 | 15 | 17 | 18 | 20 | 22 |
LENGTH (C) | 27 | 28 | 28 | 28 | 29 | 29 | 30 |
BICEP (D) | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
SLEEVE (E) | 29 | 29 | 30 | 30 | 30 | 31 | 31 |
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| US SIZE | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unit | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM | CM |
| 1/2 BUST (A) | 43 | 45 | 47 | 51 | 55 | 59 | 63 |
| 1/2 WAIST TOP (B) | 33 | 36 | 38 | 42 | 46 | 50 | 53 |
| 1/2 SKIRT | 35 | 37 | 39 | 43 | 47 | 51 | 55 |
| LENGTH (C) | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 |
| BICEP (D) | 17 | 18 | 19 | 21 | 23 | 25 | 27 |
| SLEEVE (E) | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 |





