Fat Hairy Body Short Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirt

$39.00

In Stock
Estimated delivery dates: Nov 16, 2026 - Nov 21, 2026
Description

Bring the laughs with the Fat Hairy Body Short Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirt. A natural skin tone print shows a round belly, chest hair and shoulders across the front, and the back continues with a hairy, shaded print. It is a joke shirt made to get a laugh at parties and pools.

A Shirt Made for Laughs

The dad bod joke has been a sports day and summer party favorite for years. This shirt turns that gag into a printed top, so you can show up to the pool or the charity run with a big punchline. It is best worn with a wink and a smile, ideally in front of friends who can take a joke. The print stays simple and clear, so the gag lands from across the room.

Design Details

  • Printed belly: a rounded, detailed print with a belly button sits at the front.
  • Chest and back print: a lifelike texture continues around the shoulders.
  • Short sleeves: a cut that works like a regular athletic top.
  • Compression stretch: a snug fit that helps the print look natural.

Where to Wear It

It is perfect for pool parties, charity runs, Halloween costumes, golf outings and goofy photo shoots. It also works for a prank on a friend who loves a good joke.

It is a silly gift for a dad, a teammate or a friend who never takes life too seriously. Give it for a birthday, Father’s Day or a Secret Santa swap, and get ready to laugh together.

Size Chart
Short Sleeve Rash Guard Compression Shirts
US SIZE1/2 BUST (A)1/2 WAIST TOP (B)1/2 BOTTOMLENGTH (C)BICEP (D)SLEEVE (E)
UnitInchInchInchInchInchInch
XS17131427513
S18141428513
M19151528613
L20161728614
XL22181829614
2XL23202029615
3XL25212230615
US SIZE1/2 BUST (A)1/2 WAIST TOP (B)1/2 BOTTOMLENGTH (C)BICEP (D)SLEEVE (E)
UnitCMCMCMCMCMCM
XS433335691232
S453637701333
M473839711434
L514243721535
XL554647731536
2XL595051741637
3XL635355751638
Rash Guard Compression Shirts
US SIZEXSSMLXL2XL3XL
1/2 BUST (A)17181920222325
1/2 WAIST TOP (B)13141516182021
1/2 BOTTOM14141517182022
LENGTH (C)27282828292930
BICEP (D)5566666
SLEEVE (E)13131314141515
US SIZEXSSMLXL2XL3XL
1/2 BUST (A)43454751555963
1/2 WAIST TOP (B)33363842465053
1/2 BOTTOM35373943475155
LENGTH (C)69707172737475
BICEP (D)12131415151616
SLEEVE (E)32333435363738
Shipping & Delivery
Custom-made-to-orderFor Shoe products please allow 10-15 business days for your order to ship out.All other products are handcrafted so please allow 5-9 business days for your order to ship out.If you just received a shipment notification, please allow 2 working days for the tracking information to update.When will I get my order?Our production partners, located throughout the United States, offer multiple shipping services from an extensive network of carrier companies. Shipping times are given per item and are always the best estimates.Delivery Time = Processing time + Shipping timeWe proudly offer worldwide shipping via  UPS, USPS, and DHL.Please kindly note your order will be processed for stocking, packing, and shipping to the address that you provided to us.We shall commit to the delivery time to you as per the table below:
RegionCommitment processing timeCommitment delivery timeTotal processing order*
North America region (excluded Mexico)5-9 business days7-10 business days12-19 business days
Europe & UK5-9 business days10-15 business days15-24 business days
USA5-9 business days7-10 business days12-19 business days
Shoe Delivery time
RegionCommitment processing timeCommitment delivery timeTotal processing order*
North America region (excluded Mexico)10-15 business days7-10 business days17-25 business days
Europe & UK10-15 business days10-15 business days20-30 business days
USA10-15 business days7-10 business days17-25 business days
*from the day you complete payment to the day you shall get your order.If you have any questions or comments, please do not hesitate to contact us through the following:Email: [email protected]Carrier DelaysAnimeBape will communicate with customers about any significant delays from our carrier partners due to external factors (Covid-19, weather, etc..). Carrier delays incur an additional 3-7 business days to normal delivery times.